Hello treadmill.
We meet again.
I still hate you. You’re exceptionally boring.
And now that I’ve seen your doggie-sized counterparts at the puppy spa, I can’t decide if I feel more puppy-ish or rat-like while on you.
Oh dear, that didn’t come out right.
Did I mention I hate you?
Fine. I’ll be back.
Sadly, I’m [...]

