I Blame This on My Gullibility and MissMeliss
I knew it wasn’t safe to go out and meander the internet, but did I listen to my instincts? NOoooooooOOOO.
This just goes to show that even MissMeliss can be too evil for words.
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks Tall soy white chocolate mocha should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic.
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities.
I am NOT telling you how much of this is true, but you don’t care do you? You just want to find out all about yourself, you vain impetuous creature. Fine. Go here.